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Machete movie reviews

• 10

  Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 9:41:27 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Wow, what a kick ass movie...if you like blood and guts...see this. Danny Trejo is the new must see action hero....he kisses Jessica Alba.

• Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 9:39:49 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  okay, won't win any academy awards but some mindless violence and B movie fun, all the way. more of a rental than anything.

• 2

  Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 7:21:55 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is one serious piece o S@$#. It intends to be some cheesy mex-plotation movie, and it goes wayyy over the top to do it. No one in the movie can act - Deniro continues to take a crap on what was once an illustrious career - which should have been obvious because Jessica Alba is in it. Honestly she should just migrate over to porn, because she is just terrible at everything except having big lips.

• 2

  Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 4:29:42 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  I saw a preview for this movie a few weeks ago. Pathetic... I wouldn't waste your time or money on this dud.

• 7

  Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 3:42:28 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  great oveer the top action

• 7

  Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 2:54:14 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Great movie.....Jessica Alba, she is so hot.